Question 1

Which TGS star does Kenneth serve as a personal assistant?

Accepted Answer

Tracy Jordan. Tracy considers himself Kenneth's mentor and once quit TGS, only to return when Jack threatened to fire Kenneth.

Question 2

When Danny Baker joins TGS, what unusual request does Kenneth make of him?

Accepted Answer

To yell at him. Kenneth is unsettled when a star treats him nicely.

Question 3

To show his love for NBC, what does Kenneth knit for his grandmother?

Accepted Answer

A bikini with the NBC peacock. Kenneth's devotion to the network extends to peacock-themed swimwear.

Question 4

What does Kenneth politely call Jenna?

Accepted Answer

Ms. Maroney. Ever the proper page, Kenneth addresses Jenna as 'Ms. Maroney.'

Question 5

What is Kenneth doing in the pilot when he makes Liz introduce herself to a group of TGS fans?

Accepted Answer

Leading a building tour. From his very first scene, Kenneth is an eager NBC tour guide who loves showing off the building.

Question 6

When Kenneth reapplies to the NBC page program, what has the application process turned into?

Accepted Answer

A pageant. Jenna coached him using her own pageant experience, but his over-the-top performance flopped.

Question 7

To test NBC-president candidate Charlie MacGuffin's loyalty, Kenneth poses as a CBS executive. What name does he use?

Accepted Answer

C.B. Essington. MacGuffin passed that test, but Kenneth soon learned what he really planned to do with the building.

Question 8

In 'The C Word,' Kenneth tells Pete he doesn't want to disgrace what?

Accepted Answer

The peacock. Kenneth's loyalty to NBC runs so deep that he treats the network's logo with near-religious respect.

Question 9

What was the name of the pig Kenneth befriended as a boy?

Accepted Answer

Harold. Kenneth's childhood pal was a pig named Harold, befriended back on the family farm.

Question 10

Kenneth's Myers-Briggs personality profile turns out to match whose?

Accepted Answer

Jack's. Jack is unsettled to learn the cheerful page tests exactly like him, and predicts that one day everyone will work for Kenneth.

Question 11

Lenny Wosniak tries to infiltrate the pages union with which undercover persona?

Accepted Answer

Charlene LaRue. Jack's private eye went undercover as 'Charlene LaRue,' a disguise that failed.

Question 12

Until he was 16, Kenneth had what unusual body feature, which he later hands to Hazel for good luck?

Accepted Answer

A small tail. Kenneth treats the little tail like a rabbit's foot and passes it to Hazel as a lucky charm.

Question 13

In the "Blind Date" poker storyline, what does Kenneth put up in the final winner-take-all hand against Jack?

Accepted Answer

His page jacket. Jack wins with a pair of twos, then hands the jacket back, explaining he only wanted to show his power.

Question 14

In "Somebody to Love," why does Kenneth agree to do a string of dares for Frank, Toofer and Josh?

Accepted Answer

To raise money to replace Jack's missing suit trousers. The first dare is eating a bottle of ketchup that had expired two years earlier.

Question 15

In Season 4's "Secret Santa," Frank, Toofer and Lutz invent which religion to get extra gifts from Kenneth?

Accepted Answer

Verdukianism. Their made-up holiday centers on food and pampering, and its song is a simple chant about pizza.

Question 16

In "The Collection," what embarrassing collection does the investigator find, which Jack ends up giving to Kenneth?

Accepted Answer

Cookie jars. Jack can't bring himself to throw them away, so he gives them to Kenneth, who shares his enjoyment of them.

Question 17

In the finale's distant-future scene, the ageless Kenneth admires a snow globe holding a model of what?

Accepted Answer

Rockefeller Center. In the distant future, an immortal Kenneth gazes at a tiny Rockefeller Center while Liz's great-granddaughter pitches a show based on Liz's stories about TGS.

Question 18

Kenneth keeps a dream journal. What does he say about the dreams in it?

Accepted Answer

They've all come true. Kenneth's dream journal is unsettling because, he says, every dream so far has come true.

Question 19

Kenneth says he loves only two things: everybody and what?

Accepted Answer

Television. Kenneth's devotion to TV drives many of his storylines, from his game-show dreams to his love of TV history.

Question 20

Kenneth pulls out his idea journal to save the show. What does the entry turn out to say?

Accepted Answer

"Bird Internet". The two-word pitch is all Kenneth has in the journal.

Question 21

Why does Kenneth turn out to be so good at poker?

Accepted Answer

His face never shows what he's thinking. Kenneth's innocent blank expression makes him an accidental poker shark.

Question 22

Tracy Jordan advises Kenneth to "live every week like it's" what?

Accepted Answer

Shark Week. The line is so beloved that the Chicago Sun-Times still quoted it in its 2018 Shark Week viewing guide.

Question 23

How little does Liz know Kenneth when the series begins? In the pilot, she calls him what?

Accepted Answer

"That NBC page". Kenneth started as a nameless face before becoming a key part of the TGS family.

Question 24

Why won't Kenneth sign the time card that limits pages to 16 hours a day?

Accepted Answer

He always works more, so he'd be signing a lie. As he puts it, the Parcell name is synonymous with honesty.

Question 25

In the series finale, what is Kenneth trying to get from Jenna before her final TGS song?

Accepted Answer

Real emotion. Kenneth wants Jenna's last performance to come from the heart.

Question 26

To prove fans are 'sweet on TGS', what does Kenneth mail to the head of the network?

Accepted Answer

Sugar cubes. Kenneth's save-the-show campaign is earnest and sweet, in every sense.

Question 27

Kenneth refuses hot drinks, calling them what?

Accepted Answer

"The Devil's temperature". Kenneth eventually tries coffee and is instantly hooked.

Question 28

Kenneth thinks licking an envelope is a sin unless you're married to it. What does he do before licking each one?

Accepted Answer

Marries it, then divorces it. He goes through the ritual for every envelope in his fan-mail campaign.

Question 29

What does Tracy buy for TGS that Kenneth then uses constantly?

Accepted Answer

A cappuccino machine. Kenneth is known for being easily affected by caffeine.

Question 30

Ever polite, Kenneth addresses Frank by what name?

Accepted Answer

Mr. Rossitano. Kenneth uses formal titles for nearly everyone, including 'Mr. Spurlock' for Toofer.

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